Enjoy!

Creative Puns for Educated Minds

-The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
-I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
-She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
-A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
-The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
-No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
-A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
-A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
-Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
-A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
-Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
-I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then, it hit me.
-A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
-The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
-The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
-In democracy, it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism, it’s your count that votes.
-When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
-Don’t join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!

It was another year of four Christmases:
1. A Skype Christmas with Ben and Liz
2. A Eugene Christmas with Adam’s parents
3. A Beaverton Christmas with my family
4. A Vancouver Christmas with the extended family

It was a busy Christmas, but a good one. Enjoy!

I have basically done nothing for the past two days…and I love it!

18 people, 5 hours, deep fried turkey, lots of food, plenty to drink, yummy desserts, three rounds of telepictionary, stomachs hurting from laughing so hard…priceless.