If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and
they don’t work there, you live in Oregon.
If you’ve worn shorts, sandals and a parka at the same
time, you live in Oregon.
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Oregon.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than
once, you live in Oregon.
If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’
and back again in the same day, you live in Oregon.
If you install security lights on your house and garage but
leave both doors unlocked, you live in Oregon.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a
raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Central,
Southern or Eastern Oregon.
If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over
a 2 layers of clothes or under a raincoat, you live in
Oregon.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
filled with snow and ice, you live in Oregon.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still
winter, and road construction, you live in Oregon.
If you feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the
trash, you live in Oregon.
If you know more than 10 ways to order coffee, you live in
Oregon.
If you know more people who own boats than air
conditioners, you live in Oregon.
If you stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for
the “Walk” signal, you live in Oregon.
If you consider that if it has no snow or has not recently
erupted, it is not a real mountain, you live in Oregon.
If you can taste the difference between Starbucks,
Seattle’s Best, and Dutch Bros, you live in Oregon.
If you know the difference between Chinook, Coho and
Sockeye salmon, you live in Oregon.
If you know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Abiqua,
Issaquah, Oregon, Umpqua, Yakima and Willamette, you live in
Oregon.
If you consider swimming an indoor sport, you live in Oregon.
If you know that Boring is a city and not just a feeling,
you live in Oregon.
If you can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese
and Thai food, you live in Oregon.
If you never go camping without waterproof matches and a
poncho, you live in Oregon.
If you have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain,
you live in Oregon.
If you think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or
tourists, you live in Oregon.
If you buy new sunglasses every year, because you cannot
find the old ones after such a long time, you live in Oregon.
If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to
all your OREGON friends, you live or have lived in Oregon.