25 December 2007 - 18:26Christmas Poetry

So every year, my oh-so creative sister likes to write her own Christmas cards. In the past, she has written poems, limericks, haikus, traditional rhymed verse and now she wrote acrostics. Wikipedia defines an acrostic as “a poem or other writing in an alphabetic script, in which the first letter, syllable or word of each line, paragraph or other recurring feature in the text spells out another message. A form of constrained writing, an acrostic can be used as a mnemonic device to aide memory retrieval.”

Here are the acrostics she wrote one for my mother, my father and I.

My Mom:
Many a dog
Enjoys a treat now and then
Grumbly Bubs, however, enjoys L. acidoohilus
And L. bulgaricus. Big words result in sticky
Nose.

Merry Smarchits!
Arranging letters makes for a
Very creative holiday tradition–BUT
Ever notice the
Snail at the pretzel stand?

My Dad:
Disappointment ensues
After a major your daughter does choose.
Versatile business degree? Pfft! What
In the world do you do with Romance Languages?
Duh! Write romance novels.

Airline dysfunction and
Lag des jets
Are not remedied with
Nuts and hot towelettes.

Mine:
Every good boy deserves
Restraint-trained teachers.
In every disciplinary wedgie lies a
Nurturing sentiment.

Marathon, ho!
After the ancient Battle of Marathon,
Runner Pheidippides would never have
Expected goddess Nike’s name
Embossed on leather sandals everywhere.

Next year, I am putting my sister’s creativity on my Christmas list!

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10 December 2007 - 21:52Muessle Family Holiday Letter

So it has been a tradition in my family that we write a holiday letter in our Christmas cards. My newly 19 year old sister has taken over the reins of this letter. My sister is an excellent writer and I thought I would share her letter. However, she did not check with me on the accuracy of my paragraph…but I think I will forgive her. Enjoy!

Season’s greetings to all! Since Mom bestowed the title of holiday newsletter scribe to the youngest Muessle daughter last year, I hope I have lived up to everyone’s expectations of an informative summary of family endeavors during 2007. Let’s have a look, shall we?

Between treks to Eugene for his Duck football fix and FLIR business trips, Dave cherished whatever glimpses of domestic life he could catch this year. Any way you calculate it, I’d bet an ample bag of peanuts that Dad spent more time this year sitting in airplanes and airports than he spent in conferences with his Swedish, French, Bostonian and Californian colleagues. Somehow, though, he summoned enough gall to plan (in his ever-so-meticulous fashion) a month-long summer trip for his family to Italy and Spain, plus one night in Belgium. Fate repaid his fortitude with an overnight stay on the Dulles Airport carpet due to an emergency flight change, but once in Rome, Dave led us in a historical and cultural marathon. A viticultural marathon ensued in the Tuscan wine country.

After the departure of her last daughter from home, Megan has coped with empty nest syndrome by means of her two other babies—scrapbooking and Darwin, the bat-eared sausage of a Corgi. The absence of the latter stringing along at her side across Europe was likely more traumatizing than the departure of her last daughter, but Megan nevertheless enjoyed the sights and sounds of Europe, especially those in Spain. However, she should reconsider returning to España if she does not want aforementioned daughter stringing along. Photos from the trip, numbering over a thousand, now sit neatly arranged in albums—one would expect nothing less from a member of the Life’s a Scrapbook© staff in Sherwood, rumored to be the preferred scrapbook store of the rich and famous (or so Mom’s posse of “scrapping ladies” reports).

Erin has a new home of her own in Eugene, close enough to work to avoid a long commute, and far enough from the university to discourage her sister from pillaging her refrigerator for “real” food. After a long day of corralling—I mean teaching—her nine “behaviorally-challenged” students (her “dream job,” let me remind you), Erin releases her pent-up aggression by kickboxing and playing defense on a recreational soccer team called the Raging Llamas. She has even committed to running a half marathon next May. “A half marathon—that’s thirteen miles, right?” I inquired. “THIRTEEN POINT ONE!” She snapped. Oh yes, she’s committed. Nevertheless, heckling shall be encouraged should she balk.

Judging from the nostalgic stories and descriptions I hear of Eugene from University of Oregon alumni from the 1960s, I suspect I am accurate in reporting that absolutely nothing has changed. I suspect this because when an out-of-stater says on a chilly evening, “Look! A barefoot hippie on a scooter!” nobody turns to look. While my affinity for tofu and fair trade products has steadily grown, my intended major remains the same: Romance languages, plus a minor in art. The summer trip to Europe was an incomparable opportunity to explore both subjects firsthand, often to an overwhelming degree (hence, “cultural marathon”). The Musei Vaticani, Uffizi, Alhambra, and Alcázar had me gazing in aesthetic wonder—not to mention a particular breakfast waiter at our hotel in Venice, a rival to Michelangelo’s David himself.
I begin Intensive Italian 104 in January.

May the season bless you and your loved ones with joy and serenity to last the whole year and always!

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25 November 2007 - 23:00Good Times

So this past weekend was a long weekend (and a well deserved one at that). Wednesday evening Ginger and I headed to Portland. We left at 8pm and made it to Portland without any traffic problems. Driving the day before Thanksgiving on I-5 is a horrible ordeal, so I was happy to escape it.

Thursday (aka Thanksgiving) was spent helping my parents cooking and preparing for my 20+ family who would join us later in the evening. It is tradition for the family to help with the cooking and cleaning, but I did have a chance to squeeze in my traditional Thanksgiving nap! Thanksgiving itself was wonderful, full of family, stories and laughter. Most of my night was spent being a ‘jungle gym’ for my two young cousins. Needless to say, at the end of the night, my arms were killing me.

Friday I help my dad put up the Christmas lights during the day, and spent time with some of my high school friends on Friday night. It always amazes me that no matter how long the time passes, we still come together like no time has passed. I love that!

The last part of the weekend, I headed back down to Eugene, and suffered through the Duck game and prepared my house for the annual Llamasgiving meal. I did escape to see American Gangster, which I really enjoyed. Llamasgiving was filled with good friends and delicious food. The boys played with the Wii, and the women knitted and gabbed while we ate and drank. It was great to get all the llamas together, since we have all been busy with our crazy schedules. Thanksgiving in truly the time to spend time with the people who are important to you, and my weekend was no exception.

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7 October 2007 - 21:57Thanks

It’s been a rough couples days for me and I want to thank my friends and family who have been so helpful and supportive of me whether its in hugs, emails or phone calls. I truly feel blessed to have such amazing people in my life. Much love you to all!

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30 September 2007 - 21:31Good Times with Friends and Family

Friday and Saturday brought good friends and family. With the much-anticipated Cal vs. Oregon football game, we had a full house on Friday night. My dad came down Friday evening, followed by Nicole and Jake, and Sarah and Andy all from Portland (Sarah and Nicole are good high school friends). With a full house on Friday, my dad and sister made a delicious home made spaghetti dinner. We all sat around ate and drank wine. It was so good to catch up with my girls since our visits are few and far between.

Bright and early on Saturday morning everyone was up early to get down to Autzen for the ESPN Game Day program. Everyone headed down early, except for me. I enjoyed laying on the couch until game time. My dad and sister went down early to see all the excitement, while I watched all the excitement on my comfy couch.

The football game was great, for the most part. Even though the Ducks couldn’t pull it out in the end, it was a fun and exciting game. I wish that end result could have been more positive, but I have to give credit to Cal’s well-executed game.

Post game, my dad and friends headed back to Portland, and I spend some more time with my sister. She took me to Grab ‘N Go, in which I benefited from her extra points…which I hope could be a weekly tradition. I am very proud of my sister. She has taken on a tough course load for her first year in college, and she is doing well. Week one down, nine and finals to go…

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